” Love life and she wi…

” Love life and she will Love you back”

So you are bored. Here are some games that will land you in a very interesting and fun place where you do not work and tattoos are cool.

You get bonus points if you can get through the first five without being hit with a police stick and double bonus if you can finish them without landing a death penalty.

Firstly you must be stopped by the police let us say for a speeding ticket.

1)      Ask the police offer what he is doing out so late.

2)      Draw happy faces all over his ticket book

3)      Ask him if his bulletproof vest would protect him if you started vomiting bullets

4)      Ask him if you can take his squad car out for a joy ride.

5)      Explain the speeding with, ’’See officer, I was driving along when I dropped my bag of crack. I tried to pick it up but my gun fell and jammed my foot on the gas petal.’’

6)      When he tries to talk to you have the radio on full blast and look straightforward and breathe in out very loudly. Do not even acknowledge his presence.

7)      Tell him you wanted to be a cop but decided to graduate high school instead

8)      Pay all your ticket fines with coins

9)      When he walks up to you look at his gut and say, ‘’I thought you had to be physically fit in order to be a cop.’’

10)   Pretend to be deaf when the cop comes to you window and halfway through the conversation turn up the radio and start singing along.

11)   When the cop is talking to you roll the window up and down and ignore looking totally amazed that the window goes up and down

12)   When he tries to open the door, taunt him by locking the door when he tries to open it and unlocking it when he looks away. Repeat several times.

13)   Tell him that there is nothing in the boot and he should not check the boot. Keep acting as if you are trying to conceal something in the boot even though there is absolutely nothing there.

14)   If they tell you to get out and put the hands on the hood. Get out, lie on the ground, and ask him to outline you with chalk.

15)   If you are put in the squad car, sing ‘’Mary Had A Little Lamb’’ loudly and obnoxiously all the way to the police department.

Children under the age of 18 should not try these and you do these at your own risk. You can go to jail for disorderly conduct and have a permanent record so think about this first.

GOOD LUCK!

Fun with The Cops

So you are bored. Here are some games that will land you in a very interesting and fun place where you do not work and tattoos are cool.

You get bonus points if you can get through the first five without being hit with a police stick and double bonus if you can finish them without landing a death penalty.

Firstly you must be stopped by the police let us say for a speeding ticket.

1)      Ask the police offer what he is doing out so late.

2)      Draw happy faces all over his ticket book

3)      Ask him if his bulletproof vest would protect him if you started vomiting bullets

4)      Ask him if you can take his squad car out for a joy ride.

5)      Explain the speeding with, ’’See officer, I was driving along when I dropped my bag of crack. I tried to pick it up but my gun fell and jammed my foot on the gas petal.’’

6)      When he tries to talk to you have the radio on full blast and look straightforward and breathe in out very loudly. Do not even acknowledge his presence.

7)      Tell him you wanted to be a cop but decided to graduate high school instead

8)      Pay all your ticket fines with coins

9)      When he walks up to you look at his gut and say, ‘’I thought you had to be physically fit in order to be a cop.’’

10)   Pretend to be deaf when the cop comes to you window and halfway through the conversation turn up the radio and start singing along.

11)   When the cop is talking to you roll the window up and down and ignore looking totally amazed that the window goes up and down

12)   When he tries to open the door, taunt him by locking the door when he tries to open it and unlocking it when he looks away. Repeat several times.

13)   Tell him that there is nothing in the boot and he should not check the boot. Keep acting as if you are trying to conceal something in the boot even though there is absolutely nothing there.

14)   If they tell you to get out and put the hands on the hood. Get out, lie on the ground, and ask him to outline you with chalk.

15)   If you are put in the squad car, sing ‘’Mary Had A Little Lamb’’ loudly and obnoxiously all the way to the police department.

Children under the age of 18 should not try these and you do these at your own risk. You can go to jail for disorderly conduct and have a permanent record so think about this first.

GOOD LUCK!

Keep Your Head Above the clouds

 Keep your head above the clouds.

They drive us. I have mine. You have yours. They are different and sometimes totally crazy, childish or immature but the completion of those make us complete.

Now as you get older, responsibilities occur. According to Murphy’s Law, whenever you set out to do something, especially something you quite enjoy, something else must be done first. And with this, your dreams start to take a backseat .This is when you start to lose your passion for things, doing things that just give you material wealth but leave you feeling empty and incomplete inside.

The people around you do not help too. They are already not living their dreams so they will not hesitate to shoot down your dreams. Why should you be happy when they are miserable?

This is the warning to all the young dreamers out there; DO not let them break your dreams. Happiness only comes when you are fulfilled. Do not rush into marriage. Take your time to explore the world and do what you love. Not like, I said love.

 

My dad married at age forty. He is the happiest man in this world. He did everything. I remember when I wanted to go to the flea market and tried to entice him with the idea of walking around and looking at exotic things. His response to this was,”My dear, I have been to so many flea markets in the many years I have been alive. This one holds nothing different, but you should go and enjoy it. Try out everything you love. ‘’

I realize that women get a certain stigma attached to them if they pass the age of twenty-five and are not yet married. Well, screw the world. We are as equal as the men who walk amongst us. With the technology out there, you can have your kids later on in life. Maybe thirty of forty and they will still be as healthy as any normal baby. You can adopt too, help give the many precious gifts a life.

The world is full of many different opportunities. If you fail in one direction trying to reach your dream there are five more paths you will have not yet tried. You give up when one cloud stops the sunshine; you will never see the sun again.

It’s simply simple.

compyropa

Today I was walking in the local supermarket. I was looking for some juice and when I got to my aisle I saw a myriad of different flavours and brands.

For a brief second I was about to reach for my usual Red grape then a thought struck me.
“I know I like grape by why grape all the time?”.

Yes, I am aware that these things we like define us. They make us who we are. But i think they are also the very things that limit our growth.

You become set in your ways and you stop experimenting.

I realized ,standing in aisle number 4 of Bon Marche,that, although I consistence gives a safe feeling and routine to life, I do not want that.

Knowing what to expect is like watching a movie you have watched before. Although you still get shocked by some minor details, you have…

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A lion which is a vegetarian.

“Its better to be a lion for a day than a sheep forever.”

I recently read this amazing italian quote and I completely disagreed with it.

We spend our lives afraid of failure and moving on. Why? Because we, as human beings, as intelligent as we are, do not like change. Unlike animals in the wild, we have spent our lives working on ways to control change and to make it happen when it only benefits us.

This has resulted in many ecological problems and other stuff which you probably have already heard of.

Sheep follow the herd. They do not have a mind of their own and just blend in with the crowd. If lets say a lion comes around to “borrow” one of the sheep from the grazing herd for lunch, the owner will not notice. Unless he happens to have an obssesive compulsive disorder and has to count his 6 billion sheep everyday.(Then the lion should maybe find a different lunchmate)

Then we have the lion,big and strong. King of the jungle and feared everywhere. Because of this, lions can only be friends with other lions, mainly of the opposite sex,since they don’t see them as a threat. They can’t befriend anything else as they might end up taking it out for lunch.

I know, you are probably thinking,”ok, this girl has issues,” but bare with me for a few more paragraphs. There is a method to my madness.

A lion, or a sheep? Which do i recommend? None seem agreeable. Well I will tell you what I am..I am a lion which is a vegetarian. I am strong and the Queen of my world, in all its chaotic hustle.
other things invented.

And you? You are whatever you want to be? No, label can define you. A freak of nature some may call you, but thats just asshole for indivudual.

A cat that can play the guitar, or one which can swim? You choose your own identity, not someone else.:-)

The day someone can find one word to describe you then know that you have lost thats flare that makes you you.

Va bene

Once a month for about three days i take time to stay in bed for that whole amount of time.
Yes, you heard me, i don’t go out. I watch movies and listen to music. Thats what i do. Phone switched off or on silent and just me and my thoughts.

Today, day one of discovery. I found out i am a hand full when in comes to relationships. I really am not normal about them and although I have the best girl friend behaviour, not clingy or too jealous. So whats wrong then?

I was wondering the same thing and since none of my friends could give me the a clear opinion, I went to my ex, the one who I know would tell me the truth just because he despises me that much. What did i ever do to him you ask? Nothing, exactly that.

He confirmed what i already thought. I am lousy at relationships. And I have to admit, a part of me wanted to curse at him but I did specify i wanted the outer truth and I did approach him with the question.
So yes, I am terrible at relationships, but so what. I think I am good at the ones that count. We don’t get awards for the number of relationships you can keep but on keeping the right one. The aware being happiness.

So don’t worry if your relationship isn’t picture perfect. Everything will be “Va bene”.