Monthly Archives: March 2012

Hilarious

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Next time you’re on an elevator and feel alittle bored, liven up the moment with some of these insightful ideas. Guaranteed to make heads turn or your money back.

1.When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
4.Swat at flies that don’t exist.
5.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
6.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
7.Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they’d like to play.
8.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something…

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